toot, de toot, toot, toot! DA FOURTH EDITION toot, de toot, toot, toot!

John (DaWiz) - Your Editor

~ HAPPY NEW YEAR ~

A HUGE welcome to ALL new Subscribers and any visitors, and a HUGE welcome back to those who have survived more than one Edition of DOSE! I sincerely trust you had an absolutely excellent New Year's Celebration and that you are looking forward to a very successful 2006.

Hands up all of those who actually made a New Year's Resolution. (DaWiz counts the hands) Mmmm ... vewy, vewy interwesting! Now, I want a show of hands of those who have broken theirs already. (DaWiz counts again and raises his eyebrows).

DON'T let this minor, personal failure set you back for the next 12 months!

FORGET IT HAPPENED!

You have BIGGER fish to fry and you WILL SUCCEED in this regard! Oh, and thanks for sharing such personal information with everyone here. You feel better now, right? GREAT! Enough said on that subject!

What's that? Did I make a New Year's Resolution and have I kept it?

You will have to wait for the answers to those questions. I cover it in a new section for 2006 I have named, "DaOnce Upon A WizTime."

Welcome to DOSE in 2006. My first Edition for the year is a HUGE one!

Come meandering with an old wizard and see if he can keep the magic going.

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Well, most of the Christmas Give-A-Ways are over for another period. DOWNLOAD MANIA can take a back seat and those who participated and received some useful products, can start to advertise them on the Internet and earn some money. Well, I'm right, aren't I? After all, isn't that what we all downloaded them for? I know a lot of things that I downloaded will probably NEVER be looked at! How's that for honesty?

You probably received the same type of emails that I did. One 'GURU' told us to make sure we downloaded EVERYTHING because "you just never know when you might need it and wouldn't you feel stupid if you had to pay for it when you could have received it for free!" Another 'GURU' email stated to "download only what you needed because you should focus on your direction and not get confused by downloading 'junk' (his words) that you didn't need."

I will reiterate my statement that I made last issue. It's an email harvest - full stop! I also highlighted in the last issue, a 'problem' that was occurring with one of the Give-A-Ways. (You can read it by clicking HERE if you missed it) I continue that review in this issue.



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That's enough outa me. Let's proceed with the current issue.

Oh, before we do, a message to all who are viewing DOSE for the first time. You can change the color of what DaWiz is wearing by refreshing your screen. Also, I don't include a menu in DOSE Editions, because I don't want you to skip anything. EVERY word on this page is important because it forms a vital part of what is required to succeed online, and that's COMMUNICATION! (That was a DaWizzerism =:o)



 DaWiz DaBates
~ A serious 'lecture' on a relevant topic. ~
Held in the Donjon - Inner Stronghold (no, NOT the dungeon)

Today's article is titled, "Is THIS in the Christmas Spirit? - Revisited"

I reported in the last issue, that the 117 Christmas Gifts Give-A-Way was causing some concern, because the organizers threw a curve ball to participants, that only gave them 1/2 of the gifts and participants had to sign up three others to gain access to the rest of the gifts. Ho-Ho-Hold on just a minute!

I finished off the article with a blog post from one of the organizers, which advised that due to all of the bad responses to the 'get 3 to join' proviso, the entire 117 gifts would be made available to everyone from December 19th.

Myself, along with many others, who were either promoters or participants, thought that this was a perfect resolution and would solve everyone's concerns. We started promoting it again to our lists as 'credibility' had been restored. WRONG!

I noticed that the 'get three to join proviso' remained on the website. I also noticed that Volume 2 was still not available to actually download anything. Yes, they had increased the number of downloadable items in Volume 1 to 117, but the eBooks and programs I was interested in getting, were still inaccessible in Volume 2.

I was about to email Henry for an explanation when I received his email. It follows, unedited.



Subject: John, can you help us please

"Please R.ead The Issue About 117 Below And How You Are Able to Help us Solve It"

Dear John,

We would like to wish you the best Christmas you've ever had. Please make sure that you use this precious moment to spend time with your friends, family, or other loved ones.

In addition, after you read the issues and concerns that some of our members have experienced, and then please shut down your computer, spend time with your family because Internet business is always there, but the time you spend with your love one is very limited. :)

Here are "Three Important" update on 117 Christmas Gifts:

A. Issue on Non-Downloable product.

We've received several emails from 117 Memmbers that have concerns that some of our contributors misleading on the product description.

Some of the product description mentioned that you will receive certain product, but in reality, the contributors ONLY trying to upsell you. This is absolutely ridicilous and against our JV terms.

We NEVER authorized our contributors to sell you without providing any gifts that they have promised on the listing. This is totally unacceptable. :(

Here is what you could do:

Inside 117ChristmasGifts.com's Forums, We've already made a post with a title "Post Your Issue About Not Downloadable Products". We want you to TELL US ALL.

Once you post your concerns, we will investigate the contributors immediately, and will temporary delisted the product line, until they meet our requirement. If we found out after probation period, the contributor still do the same, we will PERMANENTLY close their accounts.

B. Post On 117ChristmasGifts.com's Forum once You Receive Vol.II Access.

We've created a new post on the discussion forums with a subject line:

"Vol.II Bonuses Access (Congratulations!)"

This is the threads for Vol.II owners to help this community to learn the exact techniques what you did on getting Vol.II access. Simple mention three important factors inside the forum:

1. Your Full Name.
2. Your Website URL.
3. What techniques did you use to get three friends?

"How this post will benefit you?"

117ChristmasGifts.com is one of the busiest websites on the Internet.

With over 18,000+ subscribers in less than 5 days, you're able to give yourself a huge publicity for your name and business when you reveal your techniques to members.

C. Leave us Feedback or Suggestions.

Our success is mainly because we LISTEN and CARE about your satisfaction. Nothing else! In other words, we are NOT perfect.

We're always seeking to improve our business for you. You're the BOSS and we would like to listen to your advice or suggestion on improving our sites, this way we could serve you better in the years to come.

If you're satisfied with what we've provided you, please kindly login to your account at:

http://www.117christmasgifts.com/members.php

Once you're inside, c'lick on "Feedback" link under "Home" section, we would like to know how 117 Christmas Gifts have given you the best in your business and your life.

If you are NOT satisfied or would like to give us suggestion how to improve our business, please email us at: Support@117ChristmasGifts.com.

We want to know in details what you would like us to do on improving 117ChristmasGifts.com now and in the years to come.

That's all for now from 117ChristmasGifts.com!

We would like to thank you for the continous support you gave 117ChristmasGifts.com. We wish you the best Christmas you'll ever had in 2005.

Thank you and have a wonderful holiday.

Success is yours,
Henry Gold
Reed Floren
Co-Founder of 117ChristmasGifts.com
The #1 Give Away Site On The Internet!


It seems they continued their 'refer 3 people' to gain access to Volume 2. I love the way Henry 'begs' you to 'blast the blog with your positive comments,' but if you have negative ones, email him. Sorry folks, this whole saga has made me very wary of ever participating in this one again. I seriously question the organizer's intentions and cannot believe their tactics, their misleading information and the fact that they haven't done their homework. It went smoothly the first time. Did they get too greedy? Who knows?

It will be interesting to see how things go at the end of this year, when the 117ChristmasGifts.com 2006 version hits our email Inboxes.

I still think it's going to be a case of ...

You can probably still view the blog, if you are interested in doing so, by visiting http://117christmasgifts.com/forum/forumreplies.php?subtopic=27


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 DaWiz DaRecess
~ A time to take a deserved break but still remain in 'learning' mode ~
Held in the Buttery - The room for service of beverages (oh goody!)

Since this is 'recess,' how about this as 'food' for thought? (Clever, huh?)

When marketing, I am confident that you would treat your current and future customers with respect and with having a certain amount of intelligence. Facts win hands down over BS, EVERYTIME. Stick to the facts, present honestly and you will secure repeat customers.

Do I have a reason for mentioning this?

You bet your sweet bippy I do!

There are seasoned marketers out there, that are treating their Subscribers and/or potential customers, as being out and out dummies! I take offence at their 'belittlement' of my intelligence and cannot believe that they are so 'up themselves,' that they think ANY breathing person would buy their BS garbage.

Part of the email follows:

During this week I sent you a couple of emails about my popular product that gives you a PROVEN way to make 95% profit on Ebay.

well...

By yesterday I sold out all the packages I planned to sell at this crazy low price - all 100 of them. But today morning I unexpectedly received a notification from my payment processor. There were three fraudulent orders! 8-(

Can you believe it? Someone stole one's credit card and placed an order for my Ebay package.

Geezz, my product must be real good!

Anyway this makes three packages available again. I also added 7 more, to be fair to others who are slow... And this is the Last Chance for all those who missed it!

Are you interested?

You can grab it here for the next couple of hours only:



I have received 3 emails using this very same tactic. How dumb do they think people are? Their credibility is shot to pieces as far as I am concerned. Is it just me, or do YOU feel the same way?

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P.S. - If YOU have a whinge and want to air it with your fellow Subscribers, please send it to me for inclusion in a NEW SECTION that will commence in February 2006. Email it to me HERE


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 DaOnce Upon A WizTime
~ Revealing the 'personal' side of your Editor ~
Held in the Magical and Mystical Gardens that surround Castle DOSE
Relax in the serenity and enjoy the smell of the flowers.


Approximately 5 years ago, I left my above-ground pool unmaintenanced. I told my Sister-In-Law that I was waiting on ducks to come and make their home in it. She told me that there was no way that ducks would visit. Within a week, two ducks made my pool their home! We named them JenJen and Kwackles. Both ducks kept returning and they brought other ducks with them. There have been times when there has been 7 ducks swimming around in the pool. They are wild ducks but I can hand feed them. They are very trusting.

Two months ago, Kwackles had babies AT MY NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE! I was shattered at the news. I had fed her for 5 years and she chose to have her family elsewhere. It wasn't fair!

In early December, I noticed one of the 'newer' duck visitors, jump off the side of our pool and disappear into the surrounding bushes. I became excited! I kept a vigil until I saw her come out and fly off. When I checked the area where she had been, I found a nest with at least 5 white eggs in it. I was ELATED at the find! I checked it daily every time she flew off and researched incubation times, etc.

On Wednesday, 28th December, I awoke to the sound of little chirping sounds. I rushed outside to find a proud mummy duck showing off her NINE newborn ducklings! Honestly, I cried at this beautiful sight. There were 8 little yellow faced ducklings and one with a white face. I immediately nicknamed him 'Whitey.'

Well, as always happens in nature, the 'smallest,' the 'odd one out,' the 'ugly duckling,' always gets singled out and Whitey was the obvious candidate from day 1. Mummy duck would grab him and try and hold him under the water. He was smart though. He would see her coming and vanish underwater, bobbing up somewhere away from her. When mummy duck was at one end of the pool with the rest of the ducklings, Whitey was down the other end in the pool's skimmer box. It was really sad to see. He had done nothing wrong to deserve to be singled out like he was and he appeared to be so lonely.

Well, when day 3 arrived, we experienced our hottest day for our current Summer. It was 42.5 degrees Celsius (108.5 degrees Fahrenheit). During the course of the day, Whitey disappeared. Where he went or what happened to him, I have no idea. It seemed fate played it's hand and the unwanted Whitey just vanished!

What has this to do with my New Year's Resolution?

Well, I am already the 'ugly duckling,' so my New Year's Resolution is to continue with the attitude that little Whitey displayed in his short time on this planet! I am going to be the non-conformist and the odd-one out in everything that I do on the Internet in 2006. It will set me apart from everyone else and contribute to my success. I always look for signs. THIS was clearly one for me! I must have known something like this was going to happen, when I conceived the idea for this Ezine. You must admit, it IS different from anything else out there.

So that's it - well almost. No story is complete without photographs, so I have created a page showing my duck family, with a couple of snaps showing little Whitey. You can view it HERE.

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 Jester WizTickle Moment
~ A WHOMERAZZ look at some of the 'funny' things seen on the Internet ~
Held in the Bailey (Courtyard), close to the Garderobe. (look it up *smiles*)

I often hesitate when trying to decide whether or not to put jokes in this section, because I don't wish to offend anyone. Usually, I find errors in Safelist Subject Lines which make them funny and 'showcase' them here.

For this issue, I have decided to bring to you some BIZARRE facts from our sometimes crazy world.

Bizarre Colonoscopy Humor

[A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies.]

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"



It Looks Like This Car's Shot

LAUDERDALE-BY-THE-SEA, Fla. - News emerged on Wednesday that a 64-year-old man was jailed for shooting his own car at point-blank range. Broward Sheriff's Office spokesman, Hugh Graf, said John McGivney, 64, walked out of his apartment with a .380 caliber semi-automatic pistol in his hand Friday afternoon. The man walked up to his 1994 Chrysler LeBaron, paused, and then fired five rounds into the hood.

The sound of shots brought the property manager, George Haberkorn, running, who asked McGivney what he was doing. "I'm putting my car out of its misery, George," McGivney said before walking back inside. With a bullhorn, Broward sheriff's deputies ordered McGivney out with his hands up. He complied and was charged with a firearms violation.



Nature Calls and Two Shots Fire

SAN ANTONIO, Texas - According to a police spokesman, an off- Duty police officer was attending an auto auction when he had to use the washroom. When Officer Craig Clancy lowered his pants in the restroom his pistol fell from his waist. When it reached the floor two shots rang out. One bullet hit the floor tile and the other caught the leg of a bystander washing his hands.

The injured man was treated for the gun shot at a nearby hospital. Officer Clancy is currently under investigation by internal affairs.



FEEDBACK/COMMENTS

A little P.S. to fellow Ezine Editors. Feel free to use these in your ezines if you want a filler. Just add my tag if you would be so kind.



There are secret rooms all throughout the DOSE Academy, as you would expect there to be in any fine castle, and all contain something a little different and are deserving of a quick viewing. They might not change every issue, but I will tell you that some have been updated for this first Edition in 2006. Please feel free to visit any or all of the following. (You might get a pleasant surprise!)

For a bit of a giggle, visit DOSE JOKES or try DOSE FUNNY PICTURES If you want to give your 'senses' a bit of a workout, visit DOSE OPTICAL ILLUSIONS (only two people have correctly identified BOTH of the 'faces' in the picture) or perhaps DOSE TRIVIA (I HAVE received a CORRECT ANSWER to the Trivia Question. C'mon everybody - have a crack at it!)

I have added something in this section and I wanted to draw your attention to it. I would like to know if YOU SEE WHAT I SEE in the five pictures I want to present to you.

Please click on the following link and look at the picture. Click the email link to send me your thoughts, even if it's "I don't see anything." Then, click on the 'next picture link' to view the next one and repeat the process until you have viewed all 5 pictures.

I will give results in the next Edition plus what I saw in the pictures. I think this will be a very interesting exercise, so please take the time to participate.

Here is the link to the FIRST PICTURE



 DaWiz's Online Angels
~ A dedication and tribute to some of my 'special' online friends ~
On permanent display in the Gallery (Exhibition Room)

Below is a listing of Ezines that you would be VERY WISE to subscribe to. Each one is compiled by an Online Angel. I am proud to be associated with every one of them and each of their Ezines offer something different and very unique.

These lady editors have become my online friends - some for over 5 years and others more recently. Apart from their friendship, they have ALL given me their support, guidance, encouragement and motivation to continue in my efforts on the Internet. Yes, THEY are the ones responsible for me being here. *DaWiz smiles and a tiny tear trickles down his cheek *

Following are the links to Subscribe to their Ezines. They are in alphabetical order, NOT any order of importance, as EACH is as important as the other.

  

All The Write Stuff - Linda - SUBSCRIBE
Friends Who Care - Susan - SUBSCRIBE
NJAE - Not Just Another Ezine - Anna - SUBSCRIBE
Small Business How To - Jinger - SUBSCRIBE
TLHT - The Left Handed Times - Lisa - SUBSCRIBE
Work At Home Weekly - Coleen - SUBSCRIBE

    Please Note: Anna @ NJAE was having power AND computer problems
but her Ezine should be back online very soon.
My latest 'Angel' to join DOSE is DONNA WALSH, Editor of Website Tidings. Please visit Donna at http://www.WebsiteTidings.com/ and consider Subscribing. Sharing is caring and goes a long way towards achieving success, both in a Business sense AND personally. (ANOTHER DaWizzerism =:o) They are easy to spot, huh?



Now, I have heard a rumour that there are some very competitive Subscribers that just LOVE entering competitions. Well, I have one for your consideration. It is a 'referral contest' by The List Machine. There are 20 prizes up for grabs and range from 1st Prize of $750.00 plus membership upgrade plus some fairly extensive advertising of YOUR opportunity to $10.00 for 20th place.

The request is that you sign up for free via my link, and then recruit others in your lists etc., to do the same. The competition continues until someone reaches 500 new signups. Not really a challenge, is it, but it's a good one to win. Let's get going ... http://tinyurl.com/dzcqu and good luck to all participants. I wonder who will get bragging rights?


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 DaWiz InvestDaGates
~ Tracing 'once knowns,' whether they want to be found or not! ~
Held in the Solar (Private sitting room)

I don't know about you, but I often sit and wonder where certain actors, actresses, singers, etc., have disappeared to. Every once in awhile, their name shows up in a newspaper clipping or news story on TV, so I thought it might make interesting reading for you. I have devoted a separate page to this topic. Please click on the link to view the CURRENT WHERE ARE THEY NOW? page. Previous WATN pages are accessible from the current page.

NOTE: There is a NEW one :o)



 DaFeeder's ReadBack
~ The place set aside for YOUR Feedback ~
Also held in the Solar so you don't have to move

Even though Subscribers were busy enjoying the Season, some managed to send feedback re my Christmas Day Edition. It was unexpected but very much appreciated.

All feedback mentioned the debacle that manifested itself over at 117ChristmasGiftsGiveaway. The most common comment, was that it was totally avoidable and that the organizers just couldn't see the concerns that were being expressed by many people. They were too busy 'paddling their own canoe' about how hard they had worked on the set-up and how they couldn't understand why people who were getting stuff for free were complaining.

Like some others who emailed me about this, I almost became a contributor but didn't agree with their original 'rules' so I chose not to participate. If I had, and all this happened, I would have been even more disappointed.


Feedback is important. Likewise, acknowledgement of that feed back is just as important. COMMUNICATION is the KEY. Operating behind a closed or locked door, will result in failure. Keep the COMMUNICATION door, OPEN at ALL TIMES!



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