toot, de toot, toot, toot! DA FIFTH EDITION toot, de toot, toot, toot!

John (DaWiz) - Your Editor A HUGE welcome to ALL new Subscribers and any visitors, and a HUGE welcome back to those who have survived more than one Edition of DOSE!

I start this Edition with a confession.

I don't know my readers.

I thought I did, but I was obviously wrong.

I am not going to go into specifics at this stage. To do so would be counter productive. Suffice to say, if I were to hand out grades today for feedback and participation, the majority of students would be receiving an F.

My first Edition for 2006 was a HUGE one! This one is no different. It didn't start off that way, but, by the time I had finished it, another HUGE one resulted. (Could it be because I tend to ramble on a bit? Mmmmm ... :o)

That out of the way, please come meandering with an old Aussie wizard and see if he can keep the magic(?) going.

If you haven't read this shocking report written by Bogdan Fiedur, CEO of Adlandpro, the Report can still be found HERE. (It's a downloadable PDF Report)



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My website is currently in it's infacy, with me the Sole Parent, so if you do visit, don't expect too much at this stage. Actually, don't expect anything or expect the unexpected.

Be it known by all, that I have laid claim to the titles NICHEmaster© and webNICHEster© in lieu of the standard webmaster title. Anyone else using these titles will be bushwacked by myself and severely attended to until I am satisfied that MY titles won't be abused by anyone else. Fair enough? ( I am really a very NICHE guy *grin* )



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A message to all who are viewing DOSE for the first time. You can change the color of what DaWiz is wearing by refreshing your screen. Also, I don't include a menu in DOSE Editions, because I don't want you to skip anything. EVERY word on this page is important because it forms a vital part of what is required to succeed online, and that's COMMUNICATION! (That was a DaWizzerism =:o)


 DaWiz DaBates
~ A serious 'lecture' on a relevant topic. ~
Held in the Donjon - Inner Stronghold (no, NOT the dungeon)

If I see one more email telling me that this is my LAST CHANCE to pick up my free Christmas Gifts from you know who, I am going to find a way to reach through the sender's monitor and throttle them! I have been receiving these emails for the past 7 days. When is final, FINAL?

That has nothing to do with the following article, I just had to vent. LOL

Today's article is about marketing 'hype,' 'ploys' and 'copy cat' marketers and veers off at a tangent towards the end, so bear with me. LOL

Mike Filsaime has written a Marketing Plan called Butterfly Marketing. To get everyone revved up about it, he is giving two of the packages away as prizes. To enter, you have to post why you would like to win it on his blog. He has picked one winner already. The other winner is being chosen on the 31st January. (It might be me!)

When interest and responses tapered off, he released what he called a 'leaked chapter' of his package to hype it up again. It was so see through and pathetic that I nearly withdrew my entry. The report itself was good but it was filled with countless spelling errors, not what one would expect from a top marketer, one who is trying to convince you that his high priced package is a 'must buy.' I actually told him in my blog post, to sack his proof reader and hire me. LOL I had a number of supporters which was comforting, as they had no idea who I was.

Then came "I had a great time in Costa Rica" and the "there are going to be some fast action bonuses offered," with the tag line "wait for the sales page."

Then Mike became 'worried' that no-one was believing his statement of earnings, so he produced a video which showed his paypal earnings. Sheeeeeeesh!

Two days ago, I received an email advising me of ANOTHER super hot package that is being released, this time on the 28th. (To beat Mike's launch?) It is being offered by Song Chengxiang with the title of Organizer of "The Best High Ticket Deal Ever" Well guess what? He has set up a blog, just like Mike and, yes, he just happens to be giving away two of his packages as prizes to the best entries explaining why they should win it!

Yes, I entered. Mine is the second entry on his blog.

If I don't win either competition, I have my link on their blogs and it is being viewed by many. EXPOSURE! I also met some very interesting people who were also participating. That was the upside of the experience.

The downside was reading some of the grovelling posts, the desperation, the bared souls, of people saying whatever they could to 'convince' these two marketers to give them the prize, to make THEM the winner. One blogger on Song's blog, summed it up perfectly. He wrote, "You just want to see how people go about begging without actually begging." So true!

There was so much negativity on Mike's blog as well. It was depressing to say the least, but it was an eye opener. There are so many out there that need our assistance in their efforts. It's just a matter of 'connecting' with them via our usual marketing efforts and, maybe, something along the lines of what Mike and Song are doing.

Food for thought? Please send your comments HERE.

UPDATE: I was just about to post this on the Internet when I received an update from Mike. It's as if he knew I was doing this article and helped me out with some relevant added material. Thanks Mike. :o)

On Thusday 26th January, Mike has agreed to be interviewed by Mark Joyner in a, quote, "No-Holds-Barred Interview surrounding the launch of ButterflyMarketing.com Mark may ask 'ANY' questions related to the Launch. i.e. Product Details, Price, Launch Strategies, Launch Day Bonuses, goal sales, You name it. Nothing will be held back."

Interest must be fading again. LOL

WOWEE! Fodder for this article is landing in my lap as I type it! I just received notification of ANOTHER bombshell, not related to the two mentioned already. Read why a high profile marketer is QUITTING selling digital products. This is a MUST READ and something we ALL should be wary of. It's a PDF file which you can download HERE.

This is UNBELIEVABLE!

I have received YET ANOTHER 'here's more for your Article John' type email.

Contents of the email (abridged but unedited - can that be done? LOL) read:

This will change the way people sell on the internet forever.

I am involved in a project with two other experts and we are bringing a brand new way of selling on the interent to the world And you can get a special report that we've prepared on the topic here: blah-blah-blah (That's not the real address - LOL)

Please note: because of the popularity of this information and how it exposes the truth about the topic, it seems there are other people who don't want this information available. In the past two days, our servers have been hacked two times, so if you go to those links and they do not work, just try again later. Thanks.

ENOUGH! - STOP! - LET ME OFF THE BUS! Time for me to comment:

Gentlemen, please give the people you are marketing to, some respect. We are NOT all dummies and can easily identify the absolute crap most of you are trying to feed us. Yes, you will catch your 'gullible fish' by using your 'marketing rods' but DaWiz didn't take your 'bait.' Did anyone reading this buy any of it? Comments link is above. (I won't add any more. I am laughing that hard, I almost transferred this to the Jokes page - LOL)



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 DaWiz DaRecess
~ A time to take a deserved break but still remain in 'learning' mode ~
Held in the Buttery - The room for service of beverages (oh goody!)

Since this is 'recess,' think of this as being 'brain food.' (Clever, huh?)

Question? Has anyone noticed that there is an advertising 'war' happening on the Internet?

"What's the crazy old Aussie wizard talking about now?" I hear you asking yourselves.

I refer you to the recent release of the Impact PopUp Creator. No doubt, you were flooded with emails advising of it's release, with the asking price of most being $37.00. A couple were selling it for $47.00 and one greedy marketer was asking $67.00. Some gave other bonuses away and some included Master Resell Rights.

One marketer was selling it for less than the others, so I purchased it because I have always wanted the Software to make those little sticky notes that appear on your screen. He included Master Resell Rights with it, so if you're like me and just gotta have one of these yourself, CLICK HERE :o)

Back to my story.

After I had paid for it, there was a glitch with his download page. I emailed him and took the opportunity to ask him why he was selling it for such a lower price. His answer indicated that the 'others' had got together and 'fixed' the price between themselves and he didn't want to be a part of it. He also had a score to settle with a few of them, so he undercut them to pay them back.

That action, to me, indicates a 'war' is evident and, if you are marketing anything that these guys are involved with, it will make it so much harder for you to sell your product. As it currently stands, you can buy a product from a marketer one day for $47.00, only to see later that he is now giving it away. I have an issue with people who do that. I don't think it is either ethical or fair and the honest marketer who is trying to make a living, is being chopped down by their actions.

Am I being NAIVE in my outlook and perception or do you AGREE with me? Comments please.

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 DaOnce Upon A WizTime
~ Revealing the 'personal' side of your Editor ~
Held in the Magical and Mystical Gardens that surround Castle DOSE
Relax in the serenity and enjoy the smell of the flowers.


Approximately 5 years ago, I left my above-ground pool unmaintenanced. I told my Sister-In-Law that I was waiting on ducks to come and make their home in it. She told me that there was no way that ducks would visit. Within a week, two ducks made my pool their home! We named them JenJen and Kwackles. Both ducks kept returning and they brought other ducks with them. There have been times when there has been 7 ducks swimming around in the pool. They are wild ducks but I can hand feed them. They are very trusting.

Two months ago, Kwackles had babies AT MY NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE! I was shattered at the news. I had fed her for 5 years and she chose to have her family elsewhere. It wasn't fair!

In early December, I noticed one of the 'newer' duck visitors, jump off the side of our pool and disappear into the surrounding bushes. I became excited! I kept a vigil until I saw her come out and fly off. When I checked the area where she had been, I found a nest with at least 5 white eggs in it. I was ELATED at the find! I checked it daily every time she flew off and researched incubation times, etc.

On Wednesday, 28th December, I awoke to the sound of little chirping sounds. I rushed outside to find a proud mummy duck showing off her NINE newborn ducklings! Honestly, I cried at this beautiful sight. There were 8 little yellow faced ducklings and one with a white face. I immediately nicknamed him 'Whitey.'

Well, as always happens in nature, the 'smallest,' the 'odd one out,' the 'ugly duckling,' always gets singled out and Whitey was the obvious candidate from day 1. Mummy duck would grab him and try and hold him under the water. He was smart though. He would see her coming and vanish underwater, bobbing up somewhere away from her. When mummy duck was at one end of the pool with the rest of the ducklings, Whitey was down the other end in the pool's skimmer box. It was really sad to see. He had done nothing wrong to deserve to be singled out like he was and he appeared to be so lonely.

Well, when day 3 arrived, we experienced our hottest day for our current Summer. It was 42.5 degrees Celsius (108.5 degrees Fahrenheit). During the course of the day, Whitey disappeared. Where he went or what happened to him, I have no idea. It seemed fate played it's hand and the unwanted Whitey just vanished!

UPDATE:

My little ducklings aren't little anymore. They are just over 3 weeks old and they are HUGE! Mummy duck has found another one to pick on who hasn't developed at the same rate as the others. He isn't included in any of the group activities, he eats on his own and also sleeps on his own. He will survive though. I see it in his cheeky smile. (Yes, ducks smile).

So that's it - well almost. No story is complete without photographs, so I have created a page showing my duck family, with a couple of snaps showing little Whitey. You can view it HERE. (I have added new pictures)
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 DaWhinge 
~ YOUR place to get 'stuff' off your chest ~
There is NO set place for this to occur. SCREAM whenever you need to!

Our first 'official' participant is Rachel (http://www.computerincome.net) and I bet her whinge is shared by a number of you, if not all.

Rachel wrote ...

I hate it when people request information about your homebased business and then do not have the decency to answer your emails. I know this is part and parcel of internet marketing and the vast majority of people will sign up for anything if its free and just fill in forms willy nilly....but still if they are not interested I wish they would not waste my time!

I asked Rachel how she handled this time wasting and did she ever follow them up? Following is her response.

Did once do that - got so fed up, I wrote asking why they had wasted my time and that got them to respond (if not particularly pleasantly) and of course you got the usual things that I was spamming them and they had never requested info. When I forwarded them the original form time stamped with thir IP they never got back to me. Funny that!

DaWiz comments:

As Rachel so correctly concluded, it is all part and parcel of what we have to endure, doing what we do on the Internet. I experience it when people Subscribe to my Ezine and don't bother to confirm their Subscription.

I also detest those who email you, and when you respond, you are asked to jump through hoops and validate your email address so they will accept your email. Not a good practice!

There really isn't an answer to the problem. If everyone knew and practiced 'netiquette' it would be a whole lot easier. But, with all the new and inexperienced people hitting the Net daily to make 'their fortune,' it will be an ongoing problem forever!

If I ever DO find the answer, YOU ALL will be the first to know.

If you have a comment on Rachel's whinge, CLICK HERE

If you have a whinge of your own and would like to share, CLICK HERE



 Jester WizTickle Moment
~ A WHOMERAZZ look at some of the 'funny' things seen on the Internet ~
Held in the Bailey (Courtyard), close to the Garderobe. (look it up *smiles*)

Laughing is good for your health. I hope the following contributes.


My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied, In the lake."
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine!"
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.


FEEDBACK/COMMENTS if you have any.

A little P.S. to fellow Ezine Editors. Feel free to use these in your ezines if you want a filler. Just add my tag if you would be so kind.



There are secret rooms all throughout the DOSE Academy, as you would expect there to be in any fine castle, and all contain something a little different and are deserving of a quick viewing. They might not change every issue, but that is part of the fun when wandering through such a huge castle. Please feel free to visit any or all of the following. (You might get a pleasant surprise!)

For a bit of a giggle, visit DOSE JOKES or try DOSE FUNNY PICTURES If you want to give your 'senses' a bit of a workout, visit DOSE OPTICAL ILLUSIONS (only two people have correctly identified BOTH of the 'faces' in the picture) or perhaps DOSE TRIVIA (I HAVE received a CORRECT ANSWER to the Trivia Question. C'mon everybody - have a crack at it!)


You may have missed this in the last issue. I have added something in this section and I wanted to draw your attention to it. I would like to know if YOU SEE WHAT I SEE in the five pictures I want to present to you.

Please click on the following link and look at the picture. Click the email link to send me your thoughts, even if it's "I don't see anything." Then, click on the 'next picture link' to view the next one and repeat the process until you have viewed all 5 pictures.

I will give results in a future Edition plus what I saw in the pictures. Apologies to those who did take the time to respond and send me their thoughts. I really think this will be a very interesting exercise, so PLEASE take the time to participate.

Here is the link to the FIRST PICTURE



 DaWiz's Online Angels
~ A dedication and tribute to some of my 'special' online friends ~
On permanent display in the Gallery (Exhibition Room)

Below is a listing of Ezines that you would be VERY WISE to subscribe to. Each one is compiled by an Online Angel. I am proud to be associated with every one of them and each of their Ezines offer something different and very unique.

These lady editors have become my online friends - some for over 5 years and others more recently. Apart from their friendship, they have ALL given me their support, guidance, encouragement and motivation to continue in my efforts on the Internet. Yes, THEY are the ones responsible for me being here. *DaWiz smiles and a tiny tear trickles down his cheek *

Following are the links to Subscribe to their Ezines. They are in alphabetical order, NOT any order of importance, as EACH is as important as the other.

  

All The Write Stuff - Linda - SUBSCRIBE
Friends Who Care - Susan - SUBSCRIBE
NJAE - Not Just Another Ezine - Anna - SUBSCRIBE
Small Business How To - Jinger - SUBSCRIBE
TLHT - The Left Handed Times - Lisa - SUBSCRIBE
Work At Home Weekly - Coleen - SUBSCRIBE

    Please Note: Anna @ NJAE was having power AND computer problems
but her Ezine should be back online very soon.
My latest 'Angel' to join DOSE is DONNA WALSH, Editor of Website Tidings. Please visit Donna at http://www.WebsiteTidings.com/ and consider Subscribing. Sharing is caring and goes a long way towards achieving success, both in a Business sense AND personally. (ANOTHER DaWizzerism =:o) They are easy to spot, huh?



Now, I have heard a rumour that there are some very competitive Subscribers that just LOVE entering competitions. Well, I have one for your consideration. It is a 'referral contest' by The List Machine. There are 20 prizes up for grabs and range from 1st Prize of $750.00 plus membership upgrade plus some fairly extensive advertising of YOUR opportunity to $10.00 for 20th place.

The request is that you sign up for free via my link, and then recruit others in your lists etc., to do the same. The competition continues until someone reaches 500 new signups. Not really a challenge, is it, but it's a good one to win. Let's get going ... http://tinyurl.com/dzcqu and good luck to all participants. I wonder who will get bragging rights?


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 DaWiz InvestDaGates
~ Tracing 'once knowns,' whether they want to be found or not! ~
Held in the Solar (Private sitting room)

I don't know about you, but I often sit and wonder where certain actors, actresses, singers, etc., have disappeared to. Every once in awhile, their name shows up in a newspaper clipping or news story on TV, so I thought it might make interesting reading for you. I have devoted a separate page to this topic. Please click on the link to view the CURRENT WHERE ARE THEY NOW? page. Previous WATN pages are accessible from the current page.


 DaFeeder's ReadBack
~ The place set aside for YOUR Feedback ~
Also held in the Solar so you don't have to move

Nil - none - zip - zero - kersplash!



Feedback is important. Likewise, acknowledgement of that feed back is just as important. COMMUNICATION is the KEY. Operating behind a closed or locked door, will result in failure. Keep the COMMUNICATION door, OPEN at ALL TIMES!



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Well, that's the FIFTH Edition done and dusted. Thank you for allowing me to share this time with you. I hope you feel you have achieved something by reading this Edition of DOSE. If you feel others would benefit, I would appreciate you sending them a copy of this Edition or at least a link where they can view it Online.

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